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Going to the spa these days can be a costly and time-consuming experience. Why not bring the spa to you with a modern jetted shower? What’s a modern jetted shower, you ask? Well, before I tell you, you might want to go and get your credit card because once I’m done you won’t be able to order one fast enough.
Jetted showers are the newest innovation in the showering field. No longer will you be forced to stand under that boring showerhead thinking, “There’s got to be a better way.” There is, and Unlimited Showers insists on bringing it to you at the lowest possible price. After you purchase your jetted shower you will no longer be able to grace the presence of ordinary falling water. Rain will no longer impress you; waterfalls will pale in comparison. When you choose to “shower” in a jetted shower, you are no longer showering but rather experiencing water in ways you never thought possible. Imagine being the God of your own experience, controlling water down to its last drop.
By now, you’re probably wondering what the heck it is that a jetted shower does that’s so special. A better question might be “what doesn’t a jetted shower do that’s so special?” Allow me to paint this pretty little picture. You walk into your jetted shower with foot massager and set your integrated thermostatic valve to eighty-five degrees and turn the water on. Immediately your water is eighty-five degrees until you choose otherwise. You start off a little intimidated so you opt for shower normalcy. After a minute or so you start to feel adventurous and decide you want the rain effect. Your shower than begins to simulate the effect of warm rain prompting you to take an aquatic safari into rapids. You press the button and presto, jetted streams of water are washing every inch of your body. Suddenly the experience is all too much for you to handle so you sit down on your built in seat and turn the foot massager on. After your feet are sufficiently massaged you think “I just can’t take it anymore!” You turn the water off but you are so overwhelmed with the experience that you actually need to wind down a bit. That’s when you look into your built in mirror and reach into your built in compartment and pull out whatever it is you put in there and hit the steam button. You are now sitting in your very own steam room in complete relaxation.
Now back to reality! The fact is you do not have a modern jetted shower, and that mental simulation was just that! Now hopefully you listened at the beginning of this article and got that credit card! If so, fear not because your shower is on the way! |
